Things go slowly. Sometimes nothing happens for weeks.

When I go away for three days, that’s when everyone decides they have a lights and sirens emergency.

Or, maybe things just don’t go as slowly as they seem while I’m here. Maybe there are just that many lights and sirens emergencies happening all the time. Maybe they only become noticeable because when I’m away for just three days they all pile up.

Either way, it’s kinda nice knowing you were missed.