Well, it's Thursday, and I've had no reply from either My Dearest Aunt Monica Jose (a Swedish), nor from her niece and maid, Ms Elsa Karlsson (who is not a princess) since Sunday.

At this point, I fear that Monica has finally passed over after a long illness with her brain tumor, and Ms Elsa has run off with my $950,000USD, living the life of a princess at my expense even though she is not one.

Alas.

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